Could I be a bigger boob? I got close to the glass and threw like a girl, right into some dude’s back. I was horrified and lots of people saw it. No more chuck-a-puck for me.
Now on to prompts.
Tell us about the beginning of your life: I was a baby, pretty sure I don’t remember.
Who was your first friend: Jason Hogan. Our moms babysat us together. When I saw him at my wedding before I went out, I got teary. Here we were, all grown up, and one of us getting married.
Tell us about your earliest school memory: I remember playing house in kindergarten and we were told to clean up and the girl I was playing with wouldn’t listen. It was really annoying cause I was a total rule follower.